Pit Sweat

I don't know exactly why, but other than the obvious pathetic tool-bag traits that are the common denominator of dudes who wear Ed Hardy, all I can picture when I think of guys wearing these shirts is pit sweat. I am convinced that EVERY guy who wears Ed Hardy or Affliction HAS to be excessively sweaty in any temperature condition and sport severe pit stains. Mayyybe it's the steroids. I don't really know. It would take a lifetime supply of Old Spice to convince me that I'm wrong. Oh and these dudes ALL wear Axe Deodorant spray. Trust me on this.

Thanks Christian unoriginal Audigier for installing douchebag chips into males who frequent the night life and for making them think they can beat up every guy and stick every chick.