http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/patterson/55202
Call me pathetic. Say what you will. I live a large portion of my life on the internet DUE TO MY JOB, and due to being a total nerd :/
Last Wednesday, a tragedy occurred. Twitter was attacked and it took down TwitterBerry and UberTwitter, and...my alternate life sanity. Pretty much everyone who has a BlackBerry was unable to use twitter from their phones on Wednesday and Thursday. It was actually quite comical to see the amount of stress on people's lives because of this. Gotta hand it to Abkhazia for being EXTREMELY effective in it's defense mechanism. Not big ups for being COMPLETE ASSHOLES to everyone else besides this random Cyxymu blogger who pissed them off royally, apparently.
The following are things I would like to say to these thoughtless douchenuggets:
1. FUCK YOU
That's honestly it. That's all I've got.
I felt much less funny for those two days. Well, I should say that my humor was highly suppressed and I couldn't share with the world how my bowel movements were going, or that the people at the gym STILL smelled like a large collection of formaldehyde-filled toxicology patients, orrrr RT all of the amazing things the people I follow say that make me laugh when I need it most. Before twitter, we had myspace (RIP) and facebook and we ALL know how pissed some of our "friends" get when we post several meaningless bulletins or post a milli a milli a milli (Lil Wayne) status updates. But I have SO much to say at all times. My brain is like a race track of bizarre thoughts and words. And people seem to dig it (for some odd reason).
Once twitter was successfully repaired, I made sure to give myself a little pep talk about how I cannot over-tweet in overzealousment (<--nope, not a word). I think I did alright. But at almost 1500 updates, perhaps no one would have noticed a change in pattern :/
Oh well.
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